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Recipe Ingredients:
4 Parts Depression.
2 Parts Heartbreak.
2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People.
1 Heaping Pile of Politics.
1 Major City, with at least 5 Years Experience and a Network Capable Of At Least 360° Of Coverage.
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Required Topping:
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Untold amounts of Bias.
Untold amounts of Lies.
Recipe:
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Take 4 Parts Depression, 2 Parts Heartbreak, mix generously with a heaping pile of Politics. Stir Generously.
After the first ingredients have settled, mix in 2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People, leave emotional and chunky, it gives better flavor.
Cooking instructions:
Stick in any major city for 5 years at 360° of coverage.
After done covering for five years, layer indiscriminately with a copious amount Bias and Lies.
Continue to serve as your vox populi see fit.
4 Parts Depression.
2 Parts Heartbreak.
2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People.
1 Heaping Pile of Politics.
1 Major City, with at least 5 Years Experience and a Network Capable Of At Least 360° Of Coverage.
----
Required Topping:
----
Untold amounts of Bias.
Untold amounts of Lies.
Recipe:
----
Take 4 Parts Depression, 2 Parts Heartbreak, mix generously with a heaping pile of Politics. Stir Generously.
After the first ingredients have settled, mix in 2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People, leave emotional and chunky, it gives better flavor.
Cooking instructions:
Stick in any major city for 5 years at 360° of coverage.
After done covering for five years, layer indiscriminately with a copious amount Bias and Lies.
Continue to serve as your vox populi see fit.
This is my first piece submitted to dA in 9 months, and 25 days. I had nowhere else to post it, so I came back to post it here.
Why did I post this? Because it occurs to me every single time I watch the news, I get depressed.
I might be cynical, but this is the way I view modern news.
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Inspired by the Boston Marathon Bombings.
May those who were injured have swift recoveries, and those who lost their lives find a swift path to whatever enlightened place they believed in.
To the media: You make me sick.
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"Enjoy" this, I guess, even though it's a cynical view at best.
Why did I post this? Because it occurs to me every single time I watch the news, I get depressed.
I might be cynical, but this is the way I view modern news.
----
Inspired by the Boston Marathon Bombings.
May those who were injured have swift recoveries, and those who lost their lives find a swift path to whatever enlightened place they believed in.
To the media: You make me sick.
----
"Enjoy" this, I guess, even though it's a cynical view at best.
© 2013 - 2024 AndrewDBarker
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This isn't the standard setup found in the nonfiction>philosophical gallery, buti think it works really well in how this Sort of idea is presented. Good work. 